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So I've decided to believe in numerology. You know, where every number has a meaning, and they all add up to stuff that means other stuff. Like here's something that I stole from Wikipedia:
Number definitions
There are no set definitions for the meaning of specific digits. Common examples include:

1. Individual. Aggressor. Yang.
4. Creation.
7. Thought/consciousness.
9. Highest level of change.
10. Rebirth.

Digit summing, as the name implies, involves taking the sum of all of the digits in a number, and repeating the process as necessary until a single-digit answer is produced. For a word, the values corresponding to each letter's place in the alphabet (e.g., A=1, B=2, through Z=26) are summed.

Examples:

Hello → 8 + 5 + 12 + 12 + 15 = 52 → 5 + 2 = 7

Anyway, it turns out that different cultures assign different qualitites to the same numbers, meaning the Jews don't necessarily think that "3" means the same thing as the Chinese do. So I figured I could make my own numerology meanings for stuff.

Like for example, my birth date adds up to the number 8. And 8 is the exact number of chocolate frosted donuts in an Entemann's box. My birth date is clearly telling me to eat more Entenmann's chocolate donuts.

Cool, right?

The possibilities are mind blowing. My wedding date adds up to 4. That obviously indicates that I should get four gifts on every anniversary. And the word "candy" adds up to 3 (3 + 1 + 14 + 4 + 25 = 57 = 5 + 7 = 12 = 1 + 2 = 3). And there are three meals a day and I think that means that I'm supposed to be having a piece of candy at breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

But it doesn't stop there! Today's date adds up to the number "2". And that's how many shoes come in a pair. So I guess I better get over to the mall and hit the Steve Madden store. The numbers say so. Or thanks to Kristina P., I now know how I was missing out on the Snuggie. I looked it up and the numbers in the toll-free phone number you call to order one also add up to 3. I think that means that the Snuggie is 3 times more awesome than a regular blanket. Or that I should have three of them. Or that they cost three times more than they should. I'm actually not sure what that three means.

Numerology even works for your pinkie toe. Like if I add up all my fingers and toes, that equals two (20 = 2 + 0 = 2), and the mani/pedi place is only two blocks from my house. Score!

I kinda think the Zodiac thing is a crock (because I am soooo not a Capricorn. Maybe a Taurus, but a Capricorn?). But this numerology thing? Total believer.