You people give, and give some more. Snorts, giggles and belly laughs. Guffaws and chortles. BEST.JOKES.EVER. Woot! And as it appears I owe you again for your collectively ridiculous and sublimely hilarious jokes, I will now repay my debt with a five part series of wisdom I have learned from public restrooms.
I have stomach issues sometimes, and I'm in public restrooms waaaay more often than I'd like, usually for longer than I'd like, but I learn. All kinds of stuff.
Lesson #1
The people whose numbers are written on the walls of the stall? Usually don't want to be called no matter how bored you are.
You're welcome.
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Oh, this is a fun post! I can't wait for the next lesson!
I always wondered if those numbers were real. :)
Yes, I know this lesson all too well.
Even though I am a "good time." I don't have that many minutes to answer all those calls!!
I don't like the calls myself. I was just thinking about sticking by email address up there next time. Then I can answer on my own time frame.
This is going to be a very fun series. I can tell.
What? They don't want to be called?! Well, there go my Friday nights.
This reminds me of something I saw on a practice room wall in college:
Dyslexics of the world un-tie
Can't help but laugh at that one. Looking forward to hearing more of your wise lessons.
But what if I am genuinely looking for a good time?
NO you didnt. What a cooky, crazy, gal you are.
Yeah, and Jenny really doesn't care if you have her number, either. :)
I just sprayed peanut butter and jam sandwich on my computer screen.
Thanks for that.
Well, what's a girl to do in there then? It just doesn't make sense.
And send me your address. I have a little cookbook I'd like to send your way for a belated birthday present:)
I am so looking forward to this series. Did you really call one of those numbers?!
Good safety tip. Thanks!
Ummm...I used to work at UCLA. And I will do the blog world an enormous favor by NOT sharing what I learned in the restrooms there. Yikes!
MmHm. You're welcome. :)
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