Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Are you looking for me?

For the first time in a long time yesterday, I checked my Google Analytics. I'd like to present one of the search terms that brought someone to my page recently:

"g*nital warts + blogspot"

I'm just going to bask in that today.

*This OBVIOUSLY edited to avoid future such searches.

21 comments:

Becca said...

That is precious. One for the "Book of Remembrance" (do you remember those? My Mom had one.)

Kristina P. said...

Be proud!!

Kimberly said...

You've hit the big times now baby!

Tracy said...

Wow, that's, um, really, um...yeah, I got nothin'. Why would anyone be looking for that in a blog anyway?? A medical site, sure...but a blog? Craziness, I tell you.

Valerie said...

Uhhh...really? I, uh, well, that's a strange thing to, um, you know, search for. Weird.

Tamara Hart Heiner said...

that is absolutely hilarious.

You won an award on my blog today.

DeNae said...

Life's sweetest victories are often its smallest. Like, you know, wart-sized.

Emily said...

I have no words because I can't stop laughing!

Chris said...

Oh no! That's how I found this site!!!!

Karen said...

I am so jealous!

The best I ever got was something with xxx in it. Can't quite remember. But this one definitely beats that!

That Girl said...

OH I needed that.

Melinda said...

I haven't checked mine in a long time, I should go look...I've gotten some pretty weird ones too. Like one's that scare me enough to want to change my name and any details about my life! ;)

Aubrey said...

For a minute, I was feeling bad because I'm not smart enough to know how to check my Google Analytics. But in the end, I decided maybe I'd rather not know.

L.T. Elliot said...

Ah, google. The wonderous weirdness it brings into our lives.

Erin said...

Gross. That person was using "blogspot" to look up S.T.D's? (I used the periods so it wouldn't be yet another reason for someone to google your blog.)

Steph @ Diapers and Divinity said...

I've been wanting to write about those lately, too, ever since I saw someone found my blog by searching for "keyboard chastity." I think it's going to be my new catch phrase.

Steph @ Diapers and Divinity said...

and by "those," I meant google searches. Not warts. Just wanted to clarify.

Terresa said...

No kidding. I got "head lice" once on my Google analytics. Yeah, I know. It made me itch, too.

April said...

Are you sure they didn't mix you up with Kristina P? Just sayin! :)

April said...

And by Kristina P....I meant her blog...hahahaha!!! it's been a looong day!

Really Rachel said...

Oh that's very funny! The things people search for?! And how on earth does that lead to you?