Thursday, June 3, 2010

I'm just sayin'.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: The problem with America is that we have no indigenous monkeys.

19 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I thought it was the elephants. Hmmmmmm.

MommyJ said...

I had a yellow one once but my dog ate it.

It's what I say when I feel like I've walked in on a conversation and I have no earthly idea what's being discussed.

Karen said...

I don't know. There are a couple of kids in our ward's nursery that I'm pretty sure might qualify...

InkMom said...

But we DO have indigenous monkeys.

Jami said...

My kids don't count?

NIKOL said...

In theory: I totally agree. Monkeys are awesome!

In reality: I'm glad we don't have indigenous monkeys. I bet they're mean. And I have enough trouble with raccoons and their little human hands. I don't need monkeys on top of that.

Charlotte said...

We don't?!? That does explain so much. No wonder I always have bananas going bad.

Unicorns, we have those...right?

Sarah M Eden said...

Why must the monkey's be indignant? Could we not have well-adjusted monkeys?

Kazzy said...

My son told me the monkeys in Africa would completely take over schools, villages, etc. Yuck!

Melissa Bastow said...

At least we don't have to worry about walking out our front doors and having monkey poo flung at our heads. (Bird poo though.....you're taking your chances.)

Braden said...

I am so with you on this. It is a good thing to finally find someone who sees the world in the same way.

Kimberly said...

I am loving the series of comments that one simple statement has sparked. You're hilarious.

怡谷ShanikaMaxey怡谷 said...

Constant dripping wears away the stone. 滴水穿石!加油! ....................................................

Debbie said...

Are you sure? Have you watched CSPAN lately?

Emily said...

Yes. That is OUR BIGGEST problem. :)

annie valentine said...

I don't know what indigenous means, or if I spelled it right. Does that make me a regular monkey?

Heather of the EO said...

And it's such a relief to know that the absence of monkeys is our only problem here in America.

Tamara Hart Heiner said...

monkeys are awesome. I love them. One bit me in Brazil, but it was my fault b/c I was trying to catch it.

Eowyn said...

Amen!